About Yosemizine
🌌 Why Wholesome Cult? 🌌
🌈 CRAFT YOUR COSMIC CONNECTION 🌈
UNLEASH YOUR INNER ARTIST AND FORGE A CONNECTION WITH THE COSMOS THROUGH OUR UNIQUE AND PROPRIETARY BLEND OF ARTS, SPACECRAFTS, AND SPIRITUAL EXPLORATION OF REALMS BEYOND THE FAKE WALLS OF YOSEMITE AND INTO NEW PHYSICAL DIMENSIONS. PIANT, SCULPT, AND HOT GLUE GUN YOUR WAY INTO WHAT MANY MEMBERS ARE CURRENTLY CALLING "THE GREATEST TRANSCENDENTAL MOVEMENT SINCE JOHN MUIR AND RALPH WALDO EMERSON TRIPPED ON 5-MeO-DMT TOGETHER IN YOSEMITE IN 1871."
🔮 UFO IILLUMINATION RETREATS👽
JOIN US IN THE HEART OF THE HEART OF NATIONAL PARKS FOR TRANSFORMATIVE EXPERIENCES UNDER THE CELESTIAL TAPESTRY OF THE NIGHT SKY. ILLUMINATE YOUR SOUL AS WE EXPLORE THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE ANND DISCUSS THE COSMIC TRUTHS THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS KEPT SECRET FROM THOSE UNWILLING TO DELVE DEEPER.
🌲 NATURE'S SANCTUARY🌲
OUR SECLUDED ENCLAVE IN YOSEMITE PROVIDES A HAVEN FOR LOST-SOULS SEEKING SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THE BREATHTAKING BEAUTY OF NATURE AS YOU COMMUNE WITH LIKE-MINDED SEEKERS AND BELIEVERS ON A JOURNEY TO THE STARS AND BEYOND.
🌠 COSMIC REVELATIONS✨
DELVE INTO THE MYSTERIES OF EXISTENCE WITH OUR THOUGHT PROVOKING DISCUSSIONS ON THE METAPHYSICAL, THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL, THE TRUE NATURE OF 'TOURISTS', AND THE PROFOUND. TOGETHER WE WILL UNRAVEL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE AND ASCEND TO NEW LEVELS OF UNDERSTANDING AND COSMIC CONSCIOIUSNESS.
⛰️ ASCENSION WORKSHOPS
ELEVATE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS THROUGH OUR SPECIALIZED WORKSHOPS DESIGNED TO AWAKEN YOUR INNER ALIEN. LET US HELP YOU FIND YOUR "YOSEMITE EYE" WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO DISCOVER THE HIDDEN POWERS ALL AROUND AND WITHIN YOU AS WE GUIDE YOU ON A PATH TOWARDS SPIRITUAL PERFECTION AND ETERNAL FULFILLMENT KNOWN AS "YOSEMITE ENLIGHTENMENT"
🌲Our Services🚀🌠
THROUGH YOSEMIZINE, WHOLESOME CULT CREATES AND DISTRIBUTES PROPAGANDA THAT SHEDS LIGHT ON WHAT OUGHT TO BE ILLUMINATED!
Our Philosophy
WE HERE AT YOSEMIZINE, THE PROPRIETOR, PRODUCER, AND DISTRIBUTOR OF WHOLESOME CULT MATERIALS, BELIEVE IN A HOLISTIC APPROACH TO WELLNESS THAT ADDRESS THE MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT. WE STRIVE TO CREATE A WELCOMING AND INCLUSIVE ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE FEELS COMFORTABLE AND SUPPORTED.
ALL ARE WELCOME!
*HOWEVER, THERE IS LIMITED SPACE ON THE RAINBOW ARC. HURRY NOW TO RESERVE YOUR SEAT WHEN THE NEXT GREAT YOSEMITE VALLEY FLOOD COMES.
OUR PROPAGANDA
